crrocs:

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

subculturalqueer:

I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

order of the phoenix; red + blue

partycrocanthem:

the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist 

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

darylslittleasskicker:

THIS IS HOW THEIR LIFE FUCKING SHOULDVE BEEN

BUT SHIT HAPPENED AND I HATE EVERYTHING

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

wwiao:

have you ever been reading a book and youre like half way down the page when you realize you havent really been reading your eyes have just been scanning over the words aimlessly  you know

hawtornes