I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.
order of the phoenix; red + blue
the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?
THIS IS HOW THEIR LIFE FUCKING SHOULDVE BEEN
BUT SHIT HAPPENED AND I HATE EVERYTHING
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
have you ever been reading a book and youre like half way down the page when you realize you havent really been reading your eyes have just been scanning over the words aimlessly you know